You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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