I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
I think i peed on brittanys purse
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
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So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
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How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
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