speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
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That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
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They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
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