ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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