he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
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Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
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you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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