There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
There was a ginger baby in the car next to me. I almost totaled my car into the center divide.
I tried to assassinate the ginger baby
After 4 hours of foreplay he passed out and almost immediately peed in my bed. Naked. Like a fountain. Then tried to deny it in the morning by saying he just sweats a lot.
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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