why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Don't make out with my wife yet
You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
Randomize
