isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
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