You made me cry and you don't even care
guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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