i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
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he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
Let's go get our ovaries removed together. It'll be like bonding by getting mani/pedis, but with more vicodin and less unwanted pregnancies.
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Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
Dear Penis Owner...our records show that you are overdue for servicing...please contact our friendly associates to schedule a thoroughly satisfying experience today...operators are standing by...
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
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