My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
Randomize
