We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
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Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
Life isn't about who you kiss, drunk, at midnight. It's who you text nonsense to, sober, from the toilet.
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I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
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