sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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