There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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