Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
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