you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
the girl next to me just texted someone in her phone named Optimus Prime
...i wonder what he did to earn that nickname
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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