what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
There's a mirror laying face down next to me. A looooong full body mirror. By the looks of it it fell off the wall last night and was within centimeters of shattering on my head. Awesome.
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Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
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I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
I used the phrase "love child of quasimodo and cyclops " in a sentence today.
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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