school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
I just gargled with NyQuil
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
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