I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
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