That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
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