Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
Stuck behind a lady in her 70's purchasing a plastic handle of vodka and nothing else. She is writing a check. Hello future.
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
My roommate was tripping balls last night, he kept me up all fucking night
Roommate? Please tell me you're not calling your cat your roommate
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
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