Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
Randomize
