haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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