He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
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You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
Houston, we have a squirter
Oh god our sink is a cavalcade of horrors. Brb sacrificing a goat and putting everything in the dishwasher forever
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
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I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
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