They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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