we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
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I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
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I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
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