i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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