So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
her vagine was all disorganized.
last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
I supernannyed him into submission
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
Randomize
