Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
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8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
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Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
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That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
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