his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
Sober January is a disaster.
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
Thank you for not boning my boss.
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
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