It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
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