You really coming over, don't trick.
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
I need to sanitize my soul.
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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