You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
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is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
I need to stop drinking and eating and start working out. I look like the lovechild of John Goodman and Jabba the Hutt.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
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i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
It's technically 2016 but since I haven't gone to bed I'm still counting it as 2015, so I'm gonna drink all the alcohol in my house so tomorrow I can become the better version of myself that I'll be for 5 minutes.
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
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