After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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