Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Just pee around me
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
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