One girl and one boy is just not enough.
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
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