We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
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