What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
Me. At least after what I've been through.
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
so just incase you wake up on the couch wondering how you got there--you came home at 7am, put ice in a cup--then you proceeded to put the cup in the microwave and melt it because you "wanted water". you then, fell down the stairs while saying "you don't know me" then crawled to the couch.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
Law school has no idea what kind of prospect they have coming in. I just convinced a cop not to take me to jail by asking him if he really felt like cleaning puke out of his car tonight.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
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