We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
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I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
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Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
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