Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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