who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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