im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
It is 3am. I'm at a pizzeria with my 4 friends. The one to my right is throwing up on herself, the one to my left is crying hysterically by herself, the one in front of me is passed out on the table, and the other is trying to find a taxi and I'm pretty sure a guy is sticking his hand up her skirt. Tourists are taking pictures. Help me.
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
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Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
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I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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