Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
She just used a chaser for red wine.
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
i think im in europe. pls send help
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
we should paint friendship bongs
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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