What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
I'm telling everyone at work the mark on my neck is a hickey but really I was taking a shit while straightening my hair and burned myself
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
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well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
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I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
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