Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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