Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
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Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
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Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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