He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
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