dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
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Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
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FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
There's even glitter on my cock...
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