But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
When I masturbate I pretend my dick is the slap chop an I'm destroying vegtables. Do you think that's a eating disorder?
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Randomize
