Well we were just driving down the street, there was a realtor and a couple walking up the porch of a house for sale, mark sticks his head out, opens his mouth to say something, pukes all down the side of the car, pauses, and yells "THIS IS A PHENOMAL NEIGHBORHOOD YOURE GONNA LOVE IT"
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
My vagina is very pro this idea
His nipple licking is glorious
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