so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
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Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
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There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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