he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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